Dear Valued Group Members,
Our team of moderately skilled and highly paid lawyers have advised us that to avoid a potential lawsuit we will need to change our brand name. “Free*Style(tm)” is a brand owned by Creamy Cooljoke and has been in existence since 2007.
While researching the brand name “Freestyle(tm)” within Second Life(tm), our crack team of researchers turned up no similar brands. I asked our lawyers if we could then sue Linden Labs(tm) dba “Second Life(tm)” for a faulty search tool, but they advised against that as none of them actually has a license to practice law. We simply hired them because they could quote every episode of Ally McBeal. Bygones.
At any rate, the store formerly known as “Freestyle Shapes & Poses” will now be known as “Fluke”. Please join the new group. The old one will be disbanded later today, and I hate the rude message people get when being ejected from a group. I also fear the potential lawsuits from former members who were hurt by the mean text.
GM Nikolaidis & Barbara Nicholls